Don Juan's Bathroom
I just moved into a phat new apartment and it occurred to me that we don't talk too much here about how the DJ pad should be set up. I would like to focus on one room whose importance should never be underestimated... the bathroom.
First of all, it has to be clean. No dirty mirrors, no stains in the toilet or tub and especially no pubes all over the floor.
I am sure most of us think a dirty bathroom is gross. I am sure most of us think someone else's dirty bathroom is even grosser. Bear in mind that anything that grosses you out is really going to gross out a chick. And being the studs that we are, we never know when a woman may be visiting our pad, so the bathroom should be cleaned regularly.
Aside from being clean here are some things I did with my bathroom:
I Bought Egyptian cotton towels that I will never use.
Towels wear down fast when they are used and washed frequently. Use the scraggly ones yourself and keep the nice ones hanging on the towel rack for the girls. When she sees them she'll think of you wrapping that Egyptian cotton around her body after a hot shower taken after a morning of passionate sex. And chose a manly dark color scheme for your towels and buy a shower curtain to match.
I bought good hair products and kept them visible. Like the towels, even if you don't use them, they look cool sitting around.
I set a linen-scented candle next to the folded hand towels along with some cologne bottles. This looks really cool, she'll dig it. Also make sure the hand towels on the counter are nicely folded and positioned and their color scheme matches that of your Egyptian cotton bath towels on the rack.
I bought metal knick-knacks to set around the sink. It's pretty cheap to get metal soap dishes and dispensers and toothbrush holders that match and it looks way cooler than having your crap strewn out all over and looks way more organized.
Make sure your toothbrush is relatively new.
Also make sure that there is Kleenex. Chicks use this to screw with their make up and all that. They'll appreciate that you have it available.
Trickynick
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Good smelling, nice quality hand/face lotion. This is key, it's also good for back/foot rubs!
New toothbrush is essential, IMHO. Maybe even a new hair brush as well.
Keep the prescription bottles/jars/whatever out of sight, as well as any embarrassing ointment you might have.
Some kind of cool window covering? I almost forgot to get it once, she probably wouldn't get to the shower if she had to put on a show for the neighbors. I don't care who sees me, though!
Oh, and that body-scent spray on stuff.
Powertrip
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Tape a piece of plastic over your medicine cabinet, fill it with marbles, close its door, and then pull the piece of plastic out. Won't that nosey bitch be surprised when she goes poking through your stuff...
Darkhorse
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Essentials for the Bachelor bathroom:
* extra toothbrushes - easy one
* nice, soft towels
* hairspray - she'll thank you for it
* contact lens solution - even if you don't wear them
* contact lens case - clean and unused
* hand soap - that nice artsy crap they like
* bath salts - she'll like them in her after sex bath
* blow-dryer
Now you aren't going to use most of this stuff. It's for "female visitors". And don't go showing all this stuff off on the counter either -- just have it around. The lens case and solution has come to my rescue several times when they wanted to leave cause they "can't sleep with their contacts in".
Be classy in the bathroom decorator wise too. Many guys make the mistake of cramming all of their products around the sink -- leave some space. You don't need your deodorant by the faucet for example. Cologne is fine to have out. Nice lotion is key -- for back massages.
Archalon
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If you have more than one bathroom, do what I do. My bathroom that I actually use is attached to my bedroom. Then I have another one off the living room that I NEVER use ... that way it's always spotless and ready to go.
ArizonaDJ
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