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A Few Interesting Pickup Lines...

by Allen Thompson

A few interesting pickup lines I came across this week. Hopefully, you can tell the good lines from the bad ones. If you can't, then don't try any of them. You're not ready yet.

  • You have the most breathtaking eyes.
  • That smile is devastating.
  • I couldn't help noticing you.
  • The word of the day is legs. What say you and I go back to my place and spread the word?
  • Hey, Baby. Your daddy must be a terrorist cause you are "Da Bomb!"
  • What's a slut like you doing in a classy place like this?

Allen Thompson
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Copyright © 1999

It's Really Not That Hard

by WorksItHard

Recently I went into my local video rental store looking for a movie to rent. I found myself standing next to a woman not far from me who was also browsing the movies.

As it turned out, she was considering a movie which I happened to have seen. So I simply made an observation to her.

"Good movie, I caught it on TV." She replied, "Really, it's good?" I reassured her it was good, and small talk ensued.

After some pleasant conversation, I said to her, "Well, I'll let you go so you can get to your movie, but I've enjoyed talking to you. Is there a number I could reach you at?" She said, "Sure." I got the number and left.

It's really not that hard.