All the Women Wanted to Talk to Me

by steve198765432

I was at a town carnival the other day and I was dressed in full combat gear for my cadet group. Everyone that saw me remarked either to me or their friends and family about the gear.

I was getting so much attention — and the ladies wanted to speak to me. I was in town for thirteen and a half hours and I kissed at least one woman for every half an hour I was there.

I got to know some fun lads as well, but the ladies were amazing.

I went for a drink after the carnival had finished, and I know this is going to sound bigheaded, but every woman in the bar wanted to talk to me — all because of the combat gear I was wearing.

All I can say, mateys, is make sure you stand out from the crowd... and then take your pick.