posted 09-10-2002 08:51 AM            

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Originally posted by Zelemont:
If im looking to pick up some dirty sluts in the ghetto I'll try these techniques....

But until that day comes (and it won't) I'll take my advice from the people who can type in at least half-decent english. I understand typos and ****, but when you seem to be trying as hard as possible to make yourself sound ghetto, it just gets annoying.

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Damn this post is old, this was like my one of my first posts here.

Anyway Zelemont, no one is trying to put on an act as you put it. I live in friggin Houston, Texas (Southwest side), not Brentwood California. Why the fukk would I put on a front. Have you ever listened to the rap music they play down south. Well that's how like almost half of the folks I hang out with talk like. It's no act. Just because not everyone was born with a silverspoon in their mouth or talks perfect english like you don't mean you gotta hate man, if you don't like the advise, then why don't you post a tip so we can learn from you. Last time I saw a post from you, you were stuck in week 1 of boot camp hanging out at malls with your mom crying trying to figure out why no girl would give you the time of day. In the mean time I was inventing Mall Pickups Try to get some "game" first before you start criticizing my game. Loser.

How To-Pick Up Guide

posted 09-12-2002 07:05 PM            

Why give advice if you are going to talk **** to people about trying to learn? I came as a newbie and I tried out the boot camp.... months ago I might add... and since then I have been posting and learning and giving advice here and there.... also, do you really expect me to be able to give extraordinary advice when I am fairly new to the boards? Here maybe I can try:

Yo yes yes yall holla holla in the hizzous. yo next time yallz be trippin cus u b talkin to some hizzos say yo slut dont trip and smack dat ass up yall. das da shiznit yo. peece.

I think that was precious advice that I gave right there.

posted 09-12-2002 07:22 PM            

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Originally posted by Zelemont:

My point never was that I was born with perfect English, just that some people read books and at least halfway listen in school rather than trying to act like badass thugs who are to gangsta to be intelligent.

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Ya damm right I'ma talk trash, I usually don't like talking trash but when someone starts it off, criticizing my advice without first giving it a try, then, you're damm right, I'll defend myself.

Seriously, are you that stupid, or do you just choose what to read and what to ignore. No one is putting on an act. Like I said before, these were real live situations that I just retyped as they happened. Like I said before I live in Houston, Tx. A lot of folks use slang when talking.

What the hell is a thug, can you define the words "gangsta" and "thug" since you keep calling me that. What makes the way I talk or the way I type a thug? The way I talk has nothing to do with how I do in school. You just showed your prejudice right there. I bet you're a racist mutha... also.

Yo yes yes yall holla holla in the hizzous. yo next time yallz be trippin cus u b talkin to some hizzos say yo slut dont trip and smack dat ass up yall. das da shiznit yo. peece.

What the hell is this garbage right here. I didn't talk like that, see, you're just trying too hard to be funny and you look stupid.
Did you see me type the word "shiznit" or "hizzos" in my first post?

posted 09-12-2002 07:51 PM            

Did I once mention anything about any kind of color? Did I associate the way you talk in any way with a skin color? I think not. I don't know how many times I will have to reiterate this, but I don't give a **** what anyones skin color is. I do not give half of a ****. You are born with a certain skin color, and it does not mean ****, but what most people don't realize is that it is quite possible to be black and not like rap, not speak with ghetto slang, and not dress like you are poor. It's not about color, it's about attitude.

Are you prejudice against people who are prejudice? Wouldn't that make you prejudice?

posted 09-12-2002 08:53 PM            

Heres the bottom line were trying to get at.

You said I was trying too hard to act all ghetto with my slang and $hit.

I responded by saying that I wasn't and I was just typing exactly what they said and that I wasn't putting on an act.

That's it. Everything else is irrelevant. You saying I can't speak english is irrelevant, there is no point to it, but I somehow managed to get into a private college and got an A in English, but that's beyond the point. Me calling you racist is irrelevant, it has no point, so I shouldn't have said it. Now all you're gunna do is try to change the subject at hand defending yourself saying you're not racist, which wasn't the point of this little argument to begin with.

The bottom line is that you tried to put me down by saying I was trying too hard to act all ghetto and I proved you wrong by saying I wasn't putting on an act, that's just how people talk. If you don't like people that have a different culture from you then ignore them. Simple as that. I'm right, you're wrong, end of discussion.

posted 11-17-2002 04:28 PM            

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Originally posted by diplomatic_lies:
This happened during New Years eve. Unfortunately the girl happened to be the one sitting next to me in business class.

Me: Heeey! Haven't seen you in a while! Hows it going?
Her: Um...
Me: -Put arm around her and then under her shirt-
Her: Wha? Help! Rape!
Me: Wha....?
Friend: -Dragged me away-
Friend: Thats not your girlfriend
Me: Whoops

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