A Few Smooth Lines
Most of the time when talking to chicks it goes a little something like this: "Yeah. Umm. Uh. Umm. Hmmm. Right. Maybe. I don’t know. Umm. What?"
But once in a while you get lucky and something a little smooth actually comes out of your mouth. Here are some ideas from the discussion forum...
I was in line at the local convenience store getting my morning coffee. They have their coffee club set up so that they have to look up everyone’s number in a book and then check off how many cups you get before you get a free one.
When I got up to the counter I asked her to check off another one on my membership. She said "What’s your number?" I said
"521. What’s yours?"
She turned bright red.
Kananga
I had just met this one girl in the hall who was friend of another chick I knew, and after a few minutes of conversation, she said:
"You’re such a cutie."
I took it almost as an insult and said with a sexy grin on my face...
"Hey, I’m more than that, trust me." *wink*
She just kind of melted all over me after that.
Haley
I was once discussing favorite pastimes and hobbies with a beautiful co-worker. At some point she asked me if I deer hunt. I just smiled at her and answered, matter-of-factly, "Yes dear(deer)."
The look on her face was priceless.
Roadwarrior
Did this with a female friend when the weather was cloudy:
Her: The weather has been really gloomy as of recently.
Me: It’s ok. Your presence makes up for it.
She melted.
Hope7
Making out with my girlfriend at the time:
Her: You got cold hands.
Me: Nah babe. You just got a hot body.
Yoimjamie
Girl: You always seem so happy when I see you.
Me: Maybe it’s because whenever you are around I can’t help but be happy.
Girl: Wow, that was smooth...
ThatGuyOverThere
This is one of my favorite lines. You use it by interrupting a girl in the middle of her conversation. You just jump in and say:
"You know, you’re kinda alright."
It works well, because the interruption gives it added effect. It makes it seem spontaneous. It is close to being a neg but it’s not. It is a hybrid.
Paradox
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