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Albion

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posted 05-09-2001 02:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Albion   Click Here to Email Albion     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I read this article in Maxim Mag. I thought it was a pretty good thing to pass on.

1: Two kick-ass wine glasses. (Waterford, Tiffany & Co., Baccarat)
2: Two big fluffy towels. (Tommy Hilfiger Home, Ralph Lauren Home Collection, Banana Republic Home)
3: One bottle of nice champagne. (Veuve Clicquot, Perrier-Jou�t, Mo�t & Chandon)
4: One vintage Poster. I myself like real vintage Soviet Propaganda posters.
5: Five Great Books. (Catcher in the Rye, ****ens, Dostoevsky, etc...)
6: Something that lives. Dog, cat, plant, sea monkey � women don�t care what it is, as long as it proves you can commit to keeping something alive for longer than four days. Mold doesn�t count.
7: Framed pictures of family and friends.
8: One piece of wacky, tacky kitsch. In other words something weird, as Maxim puts it "chrome bust of Elvis in the hallway"
9: Fine bedding. Make sure you have a set of sheets with at least 250 thread count and a down comforter.

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don28

Don Juan
posted 05-09-2001 04:56 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for don28     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Albion:
I read this article in Maxim Mag. I thought it was a pretty good thing to pass on.

1: Two kick-ass wine glasses. (Waterford, Tiffany & Co., Baccarat)
2: Two big fluffy towels. (Tommy Hilfiger Home, Ralph Lauren Home Collection, Banana Republic Home)
3: One bottle of nice champagne. (Veuve Clicquot, Perrier-Jou�t, Mo�t & Chandon)
4: One vintage Poster. I myself like real vintage Soviet Propaganda posters.
5: Five Great Books. (Catcher in the Rye, ****ens, Dostoevsky, etc...)
6: Something that lives. Dog, cat, plant, sea monkey � women don�t care what it is, as long as it proves you can commit to keeping something alive for longer than four days. Mold doesn�t count.
7: Framed pictures of family and friends.
8: One piece of wacky, tacky kitsch. In other words something weird, as Maxim puts it "chrome bust of Elvis in the hallway"
9: Fine bedding. Make sure you have a set of sheets with at least 250 thread count and a down comforter.



Please allow me to add:

10. Massage oils

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NoMoreNiceGuy

Master Don Juan
posted 05-09-2001 05:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for NoMoreNiceGuy     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
11. A decent stereo system.

Here's a simple date idea. Ask your date to bring over some of her favorite music and be ready to share some of yours. Dance with her to it in your living room.

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latiness

Master Don Juan
posted 05-09-2001 06:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for latiness   Click Here to Email latiness     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
11. DONT forget the condoms!

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rows1

Master Don Juan
posted 05-09-2001 06:24 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for rows1     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
i find it funny dikkens is censored. heheh

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Deagleclaw

Master Don Juan
posted 05-09-2001 06:55 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Deagleclaw   Click Here to Email Deagleclaw     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Another MUST HAVE:
...at least 1 extra toothbrush (still in the box).

Cheers,
Deagleclaw out

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Albion

Master Don Juan
posted 05-10-2001 02:01 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Albion   Click Here to Email Albion     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Deagleclaw:
Another MUST HAVE:
...at least 1 extra toothbrush (still in the box).


Hey, I never though of that. Great idea...

Next thing you know you have all your shelves stocked with feminine products just in case.

-al

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sosuave.com

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posted 05-10-2001 02:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for sosuave.com   Click Here to Email sosuave.com     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Moving to Tips forum.

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Webster

Master Don Juan
posted 05-10-2001 03:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Webster   Click Here to Email Webster     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Yeah, I read that article. Good advice!

Also, add to that list: A vacuum cleaner. And make sure you use it regularly. Personally, I have an extremely under-developed sense of smell, and something has to be really strong in order for me to catch the scent at all. But most people aren't as bad off as myself, and women especially can tell if you've vacuumed recently. I read that in either Maxim or (more likely) Men's Health, I forget which.

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dirtyboy

Don Juan
posted 05-23-2001 08:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for dirtyboy   Click Here to Email dirtyboy     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Something else for the list:
GOOD LIGHTING SYSTEM....
You should be able to dim the lights in the house to your desire. I have one control box that controls ALL the lights in the apartment (with diming capabilities)... mood lighting is essential!

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Lexomatic

Master Don Juan
posted 05-24-2001 12:44 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lexomatic     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Another one for the list:

Fresh food in fridge, especially stuff for breakfast the next morning. This also means removing any/all mouldy 3-month old containers of "oh my god, what is that?"

...and yes, definetely the spare, still-packaged toothbrush.

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The Dude

Master Don Juan
posted 05-30-2001 05:53 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for The Dude     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

A few more items I think are worthwhile:

1. Some magazines lying on the coffee table that might give her an insight to the kind of interesting/healthy/dynamic guy you are. Men's health and fitness magazines are a must.

2. Some fresh bright coloured fruit like bananas, oranges. Again, shows that you take care of yourself.

3. Some kind of artwork with a pscho-sexual implication to get her subconsciously thinking about it.

4. A musical instrument if you play one, or if not some piece of sporting equipment like a tennis racket should be on display to show that you are a man of many talents.

5. Some CD's with a slow sexual beat. My personal favourite is "Enigma"

6. A well stocked range of beverages, eg. at least two good brands of coffee, a couple of herbal teas, coca-cola, orange juice.

7. A good , clean, ironed T-shirt for her to wear next morning ....you hope!

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marknola

Master Don Juan
posted 05-30-2001 01:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for marknola   Click Here to Email marknola     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
7. A good , clean, ironed T-shirt for her to wear next morning ....you hope!

New, clean, yes, but ironed! I think that is just a little an*l.

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steve198765432

Master Don Juan
posted 05-30-2001 08:44 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for steve198765432   Click Here to Email steve198765432     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Sorry to mess with your post but if you want to make a woman happy you need a lot more than nine things, to be prepared for everything a woman is going to throw at you needs every thing that has ever been on this earth. Say you go out and buy a shirt of every colour you can find she will prefer you in the one colour you can't get. It all comes down to the fact women want what they can't have. Actually having said that all you need is your tongue, a few fingers and of course what you think with

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The Dude

Master Don Juan
posted 07-09-2001 04:51 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for The Dude     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Well it was bound to happen...

I had a set piece seduction in place recently ie. I knew I could get her to come back to my place after dinner with a fair prospect of some between the sheets action.

So I prepared my apartment with a keen eye.

Two things I didn't have we you can now add to the list.

1) Sensualy massage oils/creams
2) Rubber bands for if she wants to shower in the morning without getting her hair wet. (No way I'd have thought of that one on my own).


Oh, and the T-Shirt thing?
OK it doesn't have to be ironed but just make sure its one where the mustard stains aren't TOO noticeable ;-]

[This message has been edited by The Dude (edited 07-09-2001).]

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marknola

Master Don Juan
posted 07-10-2001 05:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for marknola   Click Here to Email marknola     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
This one is key. You have to have a really new, nice large cashmere sweater or shirt for her to wear. She will not want to run around your house naked. Women love cashmere. Nothing feels as good on your skin as cashmere. Women, just love to wear our shirts. Trouble is she will likely take it home and you will never see it again. lol

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