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The Cynical Man

Master Don Juan
posted 05-13-2001 09:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for The Cynical Man   Click Here to Email The Cynical Man     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Alright guys - listen up:

Tired of these bytchez giving you the runaround? Tired of getting used & abused? Tired of feeling like a doormat?

Here's what you gotta do -

1) Realize there's a million women out there. Hey - if one don't work out, it's NOT THE END OF THE WORLD - there's other fish out there!

2) Realize that 90% of the women out there are selfish little snakes that love toying with a guy's emotions. Yep - it's true - you'd better watch yer a$$!

3) Keep things simple and basic. Hey - the bottom line is, if they're truly interested in you, then they will SHOW it. Any flaky stuff should raise a red flag in your head.

4) Listen to your gut. He's the best friend you'll ever have! Next time you get that 'niggly' feeling, stop, sit down and THINK about the situation.

5) Deal with reality. Stop wondering if 'Does she like me???' - don't sit and WONDER so damn much. Take it for what it is, and go with that. No more 'What if's'!!

6) Don't put up with their bullsh!t. This is VERY important! Hey - if you don't like what she's doing, then CALL HER ON IT and don't let her get away with it! And NO APOLOGIES!!!!!!!!!!

7) Hold them accountable for their actions. What did she just tell you? What, that she just wants to be friends? Okay, fair is fair. Tell her you don't want to be friends, and you're going to date someone else, and goodbye! DO NOT HANG ONTO THEM!
MAKE THEM PAY FOR THEIR MISTAKES - SAY 'GOODBYE'!!! I can't tell you how important this is - most women are so spoiled and always get their way!!! Let them experience the consequences of their stupid decisions!!! How else are they gonna learn???!!!

8) Take what women say with a grain of salt. Talk is SH!T. Any questions?

9) Don't EVER give up your ground. Stand up for what you believe in - I don't care if she's a 9 or a 10!!! Does that make them anymore special than you? HELL NO!!!

10) Just say "No Ma'am" to losers. Drop them IMMEDIATELY.

11) MOST IMPORTANTLY: There's a few good ones out there. Don't EVER forget this!!!

Guys, remember this - when push comes to shove, they need us more than we need them. Don't believe me? Here's proof: How many girls do you know that have a boyfriend? Now, how many guys do you know that have a girlfriend? 'Nuff said.

F' em - they're no better than us. So stop treating them like they are! Only when she has proven to you time and again that she is truly a diamond among fly sh!t should we lavish our attention upon her!!!

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DJRAZR

Master Don Juan
posted 05-13-2001 10:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for DJRAZR     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THATS HOW I SEE IT C-MAN. THAT'S THE MENTALITY, AND THATS HOW YOU DO IT. IM 1000% BEHIND ALL THAT!!!!!! YOU SAID IT!!!!!!!


PROPS TO YA!!!!!!!!!!!

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NEANDERTHAL SUPERSOLDIER

Master Don Juan
posted 05-13-2001 10:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for NEANDERTHAL SUPERSOLDIER     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
good post.

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CHALENGE GUY

Master Don Juan
posted 05-13-2001 10:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for CHALENGE GUY     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
TESTIFY!

THE NEXT TIME I FEEL LIKE SURRENDERING TO DEEP D!CKING/INFATUATION IMPULSES WHILE MY GUT FEELING SAYS "GET OUTTA HERE", I PROMISE I WILL READ THIS POST TEN TIMES IN A ROW.

You are right, there's a million women out there.


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Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far.

- Roosevelt

[This message has been edited by CHALENGE GUY (edited 05-13-2001).]

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PimpNHard

Don Juan
posted 05-13-2001 11:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for PimpNHard     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
That's the realest sh!t I've read all day!

I agree, concur, and testify to that.

That is the truth!

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quote:
"Even though we suffer losses, I count the victories." - Talib Kweli

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Dee-Zy

Master Don Juan
posted 05-14-2001 08:01 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dee-Zy   Click Here to Email Dee-Zy     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
So I wake up this morning decided to check the board and what do I see?

THE BEST post around for weeks!

THANK YOU THANK YOU CYNICAL MAN!

I've been needin advice like this since I came back.

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ACTION

Master Don Juan
posted 05-14-2001 12:08 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ACTION     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I'm saving this for my personal archive!

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XCMan

Master Don Juan
posted 05-14-2001 03:56 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for XCMan   Click Here to Email XCMan     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Sorry, but I have to poke a hole in the bubble. If 90% of women are heartless and all that, then there is a short supply? Do we have to share or what?

later.

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"I must not fear. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration..." Dune

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steve198765432

Master Don Juan
posted 05-14-2001 04:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for steve198765432   Click Here to Email steve198765432     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
You don't have to share its survival of the fittest get them while their hot so to speak. C-man i don't agree with some things you say but i agree with this and although i don't like to follow the crowd i am on this one. GREAT POST AND SO SO TRUE

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HotRod

Don Juan
posted 05-14-2001 05:01 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for HotRod     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Good post. But, you seem like such an angry person from this and other posts.

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Don_090

Master Don Juan
posted 05-14-2001 05:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Don_090     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Damn straight!!!

The world is a very very big place full of oppurtunity,

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The greatest barrier to achievement or success is not lack of talent or ability but rather, the fact that achievement and success, beyond a certain level, are outside our self-concept - our image of who we are and what is appropriate to us.
The greatest barrier to love is the secret fear that we are unlovable. The greatest barrier to happiness is the wordless sense that happinessis not our proper destiny.

- Nathaniel Branden.

Broken promises don't upset me. I just think, why did they believe
me? - Jack Handey

"You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions."
- Mahfouz, Naguib

Those who seek to achieve things should show no mercy � Kautilyn

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maranathaman

Master Don Juan
posted 05-14-2001 07:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for maranathaman   Click Here to Email maranathaman     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"TESTIFY!" LMAO! Well said!
It's my opinion that many of the guys on this board suffer from "The NiceGuy/Doormat" syndrome. Until we EXPECT RESPECT, we will not be appreciated...

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�Patience is a virtue I do not have time for.�

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The Cynical Man

Master Don Juan
posted 05-14-2001 08:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for The Cynical Man   Click Here to Email The Cynical Man     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Of course I'm angry! Why do you think I got this red scowly face???

LOL

I'm the Grumpy Old Man, cuz I'm tired of seeing these women get away with murder.

No self-respecting guy out there WOULDN'T be pissed! What's the matter with being angry? Hey - I play fair. But only as long as THEY play fair! And you know damn well that most don't!

So, for me, they play fair, otherwise - they can ki$$ my @$$!

p.s. "Broken promises don't upset me. I just think, why did they believe
me? - Jack Handey"

LMAO!!! SNL - Jack Handey - 'Deep Thoughts'

Here's one:

"One rainy day, a little child came up to me and asked me why it was raining. I told him, 'Because God is crying.'. When the little child asked me why, I told him, 'Probably because of something you did.'
Jack Handey

LOL - yeah, I know - sick sick sick...

[This message has been edited by The Cynical Man (edited 05-14-2001).]

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Rico

Master Don Juan
posted 05-14-2001 10:21 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Rico   Click Here to Email Rico     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I think I'm starting to turn into Walter Matthau in "Grumpy Old Men."

Cynical you're definitely Jack Lemon...

You're right though. Women have been getting the upperhand on us since the damn Garden of Eden! Hell I think it's time that we start making them chase us for awhile...

[This message has been edited by Rico (edited 05-14-2001).]

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sosuave.com

Administrator
posted 05-17-2001 12:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for sosuave.com   Click Here to Email sosuave.com     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Moving to Tips forum.

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Scarface

Master Don Juan
posted 06-25-2001 01:54 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Scarface     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Awesome post

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romio3000

Don Juan
posted 06-25-2001 07:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for romio3000     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
i feel my confidence level rejuevenated.

great post, it'll really help me out not just for girls, but for life with this mentality.

romio3000

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RonJuan

Master Don Juan
posted 06-25-2001 07:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for RonJuan     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Props

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CobraGT

Moderator
posted 02-23-2002 12:11 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for CobraGT     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by CHALENGE GUY:
TESTIFY!

Can I get a witness?!?

CobraGT

[This message has been edited by CobraGT (edited 02-23-2002).]

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