posted 12-11-2001 04:03 AM            

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Originally posted by IntermediateDonJuaner:
This is the most crap thing I have ever read in the tips forum since I became a moderator.

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I don't know, I think the worst thing I've read in the tips forum is when someone posted that the way to get a girl to marry you is to have a baby with her. That was a pretty bad one.

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posted 02-01-2002 03:57 AM            

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I think its great how you talk like the old guy at the end, which is really yourself in the future, balming his regretful and miserable existence on you because you were too scared to take the chance. Brilliant.

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Don Juan in the making...

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posted 02-01-2002 09:27 AM            

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But one more thing� I know you. You are still reviewing all her signals� asking yourself if she likes you� YES YOU MORON : SHE LIKES YOU! LISTEN VERY WELL : SHE LIKES YOU. SHE WANTS YOU TO GRAB YOUR FUKKING BALLS AND MAKE A GODDAMMM MOVE.

STOP WONDERING AND GO FOR IT OR I WILL CHASE YOU FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE AND KICK YOUR REAR TILL YOU DIE.

THERE IS NO STRATEGY HERE, YOU PATHETIC CHUMP.

LIFE IS A DEMOLITION DERBY : YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB YOUR FUKKING BALLS.

THIS IS NO JOKE : IF YOU SHY AWAY, I WILL FIND YOU. I WILL GET MY REVENGE YOU FUKKING IDIOT.

THIS IS THE OLD " YOU " TALKING, I�M 70 YEARS OLDER AND I AM ON MY FUKKING DEATH BED. BECAUSE OF YOU AND YOUR GODDAMM SHYNESS, I LED A MISERABLE LIFE. I MISSED TONS OF OPPORTUNITIES BECAUSE OF YOU AND I'M GLAD YOUR FUTURE IS MY PRESENT REALITY. MY CANCER IS NOTHING COMPARED TO THE PAIN OF REGRET. THIS IS WHAT HURTS THE MOST AND I OWE IT ALL TO YOU.

YES YOU GODDAMMMM FUKKING MOTHERFUKKA, SHE LIKES YOU. ISN�T THAT CLEAR ENOUGH YOU INCOMMENSURABLE HEAP OF ROAD APPLES?

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!

I rest my case.

P.S. Do it or I kill you.

thats a F8cking pissa you crack me up, so true tho, think as if your old and frail n f*cked what hope do you have then, and you'de be a sorry mother*ucker if you didnt have a fullfilling chick experience.........
yeah gotta rUN A MUCK

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posted 03-28-2002 12:51 PM            

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Bumpty dumpty!! This post is IT!

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posted 03-28-2002 12:59 PM            

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CHALLENGE GUY IS PHUCKING BRILLIANT.

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"Conclusions arrived at through reasoning have very little or no influence in altering the course of our lives. Hence, the countless examples of people who have the clearest convictions and yet act diametrically against them time and time again; and have as the only explanation for their behavior the idea that to err is human." Carlos Castaneda - The Fire From Within

"Hell aint a bad place to be" - AC/DC

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posted 03-29-2002 04:31 AM            

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M O T H E R / F U C K I N G / B R I L L I A N T

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posted 03-29-2002 04:35 AM            

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Originally posted by De La Soul:
[b] M O T H E R / F U C K I N G / B R I L L I A N T [/B]

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I love this "bad words" filter. **** **** **** *** ******* ****er ***** ****

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posted 04-30-2002 01:05 AM            

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Quite possibly the most influential piece of literature I have ever read, excepting the bible.

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posted 04-30-2002 01:20 AM            

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so does it help if you actually physically grab your testicles while approaching a woman?

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I assume doing that would make certain girls start laughing, which is a good start.

On the other hand, it might make some of them run, which is not.

[This message has been edited by Sakuraba (edited 04-30-2002).]

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posted 06-08-2002 03:48 PM            

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OMG Challenge Guy do I KNOW you?? Then how the **** do YOU know ME that well??? I am deeply emotional touched dude.

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posted 06-10-2002 09:36 AM            

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Originally posted by CHALENGE GUY:
LOL...

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btw, Challenge guy....thx

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posted 10-20-2002 01:50 AM            

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hmm... Grab your balls... never heard that phrase before. Good advice though.

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posted 10-30-2002 08:39 PM            

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That post gave me a good laugh... thanks.

I dissagreed with this a little bit ...(hopefully this ubb stuff works)

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Worse off, you may even fall in the most putrid circle of Hell : the friend zone.

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... especially if she is hot... hot chicks have hot friends, etc.

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posted 10-31-2002 12:19 AM            

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yeah, but then its no longer her your after is it? Yo;ve already ****ed plan A, time to try plan B,C,D, and F if you have to, just try not to end up friends with all of them ok?

God its a fate worse than death.

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posted 10-31-2002 04:54 AM            

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bump again..

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posted 11-01-2002 02:55 AM            

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In the voice of the guy in the mortal kombat game...your post was "OUTSTANDING!!!"
not to mention hilarious!!

- KingBeef

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