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REd-xL
Master Don Juan posted 06-24-2001 06:49 AM
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"I haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work." -Thomas Edison
In the spirit of this quote, let us amass everything we know that does not work with women and immortalize it in the Cesspool of Knowledge.
Everyone is welcome--no, encouraged, to make contributions about your experiences of screwing up. Inspire all with what you know regarding what you should avoid doing in order to seduce women.
Don't call her the day you get her number.
Don't stare at her t!ts.
Don't think you're in the money when she asks for your phone number instead.
Don't interpret kino to mean that you have the liberty to slap her ass upon meeting her.
Don't stare at girls.
Don't talk about yourself all the time.
Don't do everything a girl asks of you.
Don't ask for her phone number.
Don't get infatuated.
Don't ask for sex.
Don't bring up religion.
Don't listen to girls for advice on women.
Don't fidget or make sudden, weird shifts in body movement.
Don't wear socks with sandals.
Don't ever wear jean-shorts (for the love of God, please!).
Don't expect her to come talk to you instead.
Don't offer to do things for girls.
Don't ask a girl out.
Don't talk about masturbation.
Don't use pick-up lines unless you know how to unleash them.
Don't play the "sentimental, caring" guy.
Don't "bust a move" if you can't dance worth sh!t.
Share your indispensible wealth of failure!!!
Rx
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REd-xL (19)
"I haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work."
-Thomas Edison
"I have learned that success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed."
-Booker T. Washington
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Sgt. Ray
Master Don Juan posted 06-24-2001 12:33 PM
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Great idea, REd-xl. Here are my contributions to the Cesspool of Knowledge, things I wish I had known years ago.
--Don't try to get points by revealing all.
--Don't hang on when she's showing you signs of rejection.
--Don't approach her by offering to buy her a drink or asking her to dance.
--Don't put off making a move because you don't want to risk offending her.
--Don't think that establishing a friendship is the key to passionate sex.
--Don't assume that she's pure, and isn't a *&^%$ who will screw the crudest, raunchiest, most faithless guy on earth.
--Don't spend too much money on the first date.
--Don't think that she appreciates you because you're faithful and a gentleman.
--Don't wear a knife, let it be known that you own weapons, or are into the martial arts.
--Don't talk about unpleasant subjects (e.g. the latest murder or hunt for a serial killer)
--Don't criticize yourself in your jokes (unless you are very good looking).
--Don't say anything negative about your job, other than that you're very ambitious and are ready to move beyond it.
--Don't talk about porn, prostitution, or one night stands.
--Don't put down marriage.
--Don't talk about your exes, particularly in bitter terms, and never let it be known that you were dumped or cheated on. If you must talk about exes, do so in positive terms, even if she ran off with your brother after setting fire to your house.
--Never let it be known that you are a decent guy. Manufacture a deep, dark secret you are loath to reveal. Hint at a reckless, troubled past. Create the impression that at any moment you might get on your Harley and ride out of town.
[This message has been edited by Sgt. Ray (edited 06-24-2001).]
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DJ
Master Don Juan posted 06-24-2001 05:14 PM
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�don't fall in the friendship zone if you want to have a relationship.
�don't wait for the right time, because the right time may never come.
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UnimagnbleBstard
Don Juan posted 06-25-2001 12:13 AM
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- Don't act too eager to be around her.
- Don't grope on the first date.
- Don't become emotionally involved until... uh... well... maybe just don't do that at all.
- Don't treat her friends like ****.
- Don't send gifts after the first date.
- Don't always be available.
- Don't disrespect your mom in front of her.
- Don't disrespect her religious / political beleifs. (even if they are wrong)
- Don't 'geek out' on her... Magic: The Gathering and computer games, and math are not valid topics of conversation.
- Don't say "I love you" !
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"Don't listen to women who say they crave caring, touchy-feely men. Women only want a sensitive man until a real man walks through the door. As long as men cater to the whims and destructive nature of women, men will continue to bury their rage and become the sissy-boys women don't really want."
-The Misanthropic Bytch
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Sgt. Ray
Master Don Juan posted 06-25-2001 01:48 AM
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Unimaginable Bastard --Great points. If you let it slip that you don't like any member of your family, what does that say about you? In other words, if you reveal that your mom is an abusive, drug-addicted escapee from a mental ward, what does that say about you? Winners in life, the guys that women want, are always positive.
Political/religious clashes never pay off.
Also, how true, certain things just don't cut it with women: chess club, Star Trek, D & D, model trains, etc. I was into the martial arts for years, but finally realized that women don't give a rat's a$$, and in fact viewed me as some sort of violence-obsessed loser. To that I could add a whole list of traits such as honesty, respect, faithfulness, etc., about which women could care less.
IP: 198.81.17.31
RonJuan
Master Don Juan posted 06-25-2001 03:28 PM
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Don't slap her ass? Don't bust a move if you can't dance worth shyt? Don't stare at her tits?
Aw man!
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Neophyte
Master Don Juan posted 06-25-2001 04:39 PM
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-Don't let a friend ask her if she likes you. Have the guts to approach her yourself.
-Don't approach her when having a bad breath. Keep some chewing gum and mints with you.
- Don't buy her a drink after talking for only just a few minutes if it's the first time you've met her.
- Don't take any crap from girls.
- Don't let them play with you, play with them.
- Don't be a puppy, be assertive.
- Don't keep on standing near the wall, start to approach girls.
- Don't think you will have to get lucky for getting a girl. She's the one that has to be lucky, because she could win a date. Free movies, dinner, having fun and so on.
Cya,
Neo
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Don't let the Matrix control reality, take control of your own life starting now!
Go Confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you've imagined!
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marknola
Master Don Juan posted 06-25-2001 05:31 PM
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Here is one that I think we all have done at some time or another. (even the best).
If at any time you think a hot babe is checking you out.(if you think she is, believe me she is checking you out) and you disregard the three second rule and don't make a move on her.
IP: 208.61.84.193
RonJuan
Master Don Juan posted 06-25-2001 08:04 PM
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All good but I got one question REd-xL.
Why not the jean-shorts?
Is it some secret faggy signal? Please enlighten and educate.
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CHALENGE GUY
Master Don Juan posted 06-25-2001 10:51 PM
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- Don't try to be cute
- Don't be silly (straws in your nose, "I am gay") and think being funny and weird makes you attractive
- don't pick up your nose, scratch your ass, spit, fart or piss in front of the ladies if you cannot do it with total assertiveness
- don't ask her friends if she likes you, or try to know
- don't ignore your bull**** detector (gut)
- don't be predictable
IP: 24.200.138.90
ChrisFl
Master Don Juan posted 06-26-2001 12:04 AM
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> Don't "bust a move" if you can't dance worth sh!t.
How would anyone get good at dancing without practice? Most guys suck at it, & I say it's better to dance badly & have a good time than stand around watching everyone else, secretly wishing you had the nerve to get out there & not care about what the crowd thinks.
IP: 63.59.181.78
e884
Don Juan posted 06-26-2001 12:12 AM
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- Don't 'geek out' on her... Magic: The Gathering and computer games, and math are not valid topics of conversation.
I am going to be a junior in high school, and I was wondering what are good non-geek activities to be in? I do some of the mentioned 'geek stuff' and I am not going to have much time for sports so that option is kinda out. Any ideas for activities that chicks will respect and could be interesting conversation topics?
thanks,
e
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syncmaster
Master Don Juan posted 06-26-2001 12:49 AM
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Capital # UNO: DON"T WAIT TOO LONG!!!
I waited and waited and put it off and eventually she had a bf. I kicked myself in the ass for that. And it's happened more then once. Don't let it happen to you.
Don't go around sulking, frowning, being pissed, upset, whatever you call it. Especially when going up to a girl. SMILE
K.I.S.S ... keep it simple stupid > enough said.
Do not underdress. It's better to over dress then under dress. A suit and tie can look good and distinguised at a bar... how good does jeans and a tee shirt look at a wedding?
Don't be afraid to stand up to her when she's insulting ppl you're fond of. Friends, family, beliefs, whatever.
Don't slouch. (I'm slouching now... oops )
You have a backbone, use it. You'll look a million times better if you stand up straight, with your shoulders back and you're head high then you will with everything floppy ... ( get your mind out of the gutter )
( this also goes along w/ smiling )
Don't talk too often. it should be a 40/60 ration of you/her talking. And ask open ended questions.
Umm, I can't think of anything else at the time. But i'll be back w/ more
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Syncmaster signing out.
a.k.a ... Adam
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Neophyte
Master Don Juan posted 06-26-2001 07:22 AM
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With all these "Don't do it stuff" you start to wonder what things you're still allowed to do, hehe.
Cya,
Neo
[This message has been edited by Neophyte (edited 06-26-2001).]
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ChrisFl
Master Don Juan posted 06-26-2001 10:09 PM
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> With all these "Don't do it stuff" you start to wonder what things you're still allowed to do,
Not just that, but there's research showing that the brain ignores the "don't" in warnings like that, & just focuses on the action, the opposite of what you want. Example: there is a higher rate of injuries due to falling in work areas near signs that say "Don't Fall".
The moral is: it's best to state goals or the like in positive language. Such as "Wait several days to call her" instead of "Dpn't call right away."
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Neophyte
Master Don Juan posted 06-27-2001 03:48 PM
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I agree with you ChrisFi. You can extend each sentence with a positive part that says the opposite thou.
Cya,
Neo
[This message has been edited by Neophyte (edited 06-28-2001).]
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handsomehunk
Don Juan posted 06-27-2001 04:36 PM
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Don't read this post!! Be a Man!(Salutations, Master Pook)
Fart like a man, spit like a man, fu*k like a man!
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Your future depends on your dreams
So go to sleep !
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Raingem
Master Don Juan posted 06-27-2001 06:53 PM
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This should be the men's bible! lol
Well, i'd like to add:
Don't be shy,
Don't be lazy,
Don't be stupid,
Don't be a p..ssy,
Don't be lonely,
Don't be bored,
Don't be weak,
Don't be gay,
Don't be her slave!
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Lexomatic
Don Juan posted 06-27-2001 07:19 PM
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Dont be drunk
Dont be stoned
Dont be in a bad mood
Dont avoid showering before a date
Dont think she wont notice everything
IP: 203.54.251.227
Rico
Master Don Juan posted 07-06-2001 09:54 AM
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-Don't lose your self-respect for her (even if this means you don't get the girl).
-Don't ever let her know anything she says or does hurts you (unless obviously you're in a relationship with her already).
-Don't show weakness (but do show compassion, understanding, sympathy).
-Don't put up with her fickle or rude ways.
-Don't ever base your self-esteem or worth or happiness or day on whether or not you got the number of that hot girl in IT.
Happy Hunting
IP: 166.90.192.98
CHALENGE GUY
Master Don Juan posted 07-06-2001 10:19 PM
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quote:
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Originally posted by syncmaster
Capital # UNO: DON"T WAIT TOO LONG!!!
I waited and waited and put it off and eventually she had a bf. I kicked myself in the ass for that. And it's happened more then once. Don't let it happen to you.
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Just happened to me... Love sucks.
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Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far.
- Roosevelt
Heretics will perish. The Bible is a whole vast world of wisdom, beauty, and moral truth.
THE BIBLE
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The Dude
Don Juan posted 07-09-2001 09:10 AM
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Don't tell her jack **** about your past relationships if she asks.
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Drew
Don Juan posted 07-10-2001 01:26 AM
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Don't let her come over every day even if she wants to. Both of you will be annoyed to hell with each other.
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Drew
Don Juan posted 07-12-2001 05:38 AM
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"--Don't wear a knife, let it be known that you own weapons, or are into the martial arts."
"I was into the martial arts for years, but finally realized that women don't give a rat's a$$, and in fact viewed me as some sort of violence-obsessed loser. "
That's strange. For me and others guys that I've known, girls seem to dig the fact that we are into martial arts. It's not like they get all into it, but they do seem to get excited and be like "oooh show me some stuff!" It also adds to that whole strong protector thing girls look for. That has just been my experience though. To each his own ; )
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Dj Chase
Don Juan posted 07-13-2001 04:39 AM
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you guys made every single one of those mistakes?
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