posted 04-05-2002 01:08 PM
didn't quote right but anyway
--So when they're blabbering on about themselves, LISTEN and REMEMBER.--
It's annoying that females talk so god d@mn much but it takes the burden off of our shoulders. It makes it really hard to LISTEN and REMEMBER sometimes, 'cause girls go into so much god d@mn detail that you forgot what they were talkin about in the first place.
Guy's story: Man, some f*ckin idiot rear ended me yesterday in the mall parking lot.
Girl's story: I went shopping at the mall yesterday and picked up the cutest pair of boots, they're brown with tan soles, but are sorta like sandles ya know? Anyway, I was leavin the mall, I hopped in my car and turned the music on, started backing out of the spot, when all of a sudden I see this guy come flying around the corner in his blue mustang.
And I start thinking, oh ****, this guy is gonna hit me, so I slam on the brakes, but it's too late. He rear ends me and knocks me sideways like this (demonstrates with hands).
*5 minutes later...*
Now I gotta go through the hassle of dealing with his insurance company, blah blah blah blah blah!!!!!
[This message has been edited by Don Scotta (edited 04-05-2002).]