A Few Interesting Pickup Lines...
A few interesting pickup lines I came across this week. Hopefully, you can tell the good lines from the bad ones. If you can't, then don't try any of them. You're not ready yet.
- You have the most breathtaking eyes.
- That smile is devastating.
- I couldn't help noticing you.
- The word of the day is legs. What say you and I go back to my place and spread the word?
- Hey, Baby. Your daddy must be a terrorist cause you are "Da Bomb!"
- What's a slut like you doing in a classy place like this?
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It's Really Not That Hard
Recently I went into my local video rental store looking for a movie to rent. I found myself standing next to a woman not far from me who was also browsing the movies.
As it turned out, she was considering a movie which I happened to have seen. So I simply made an observation to her.
"Good movie, I caught it on TV." She replied, "Really, it's good?" I reassured her it was good, and small talk ensued.
After some pleasant conversation, I said to her, "Well, I'll let you go so you can get to your movie, but I've enjoyed talking to you. Is there a number I could reach you at?" She said, "Sure." I got the number and left.
It's really not that hard.