Learn to Dance

by Anon

News Flash!

Women like men who can dance. If that's not news to you now, take heed.

Dancing transcends all social strata. It requires no economic success, clever conversation, nor cool artifacts; it only requires learning how. Anyone can do it, and women love it.

Women feel that it truly is the best thing that can be done standing up because it involves patience, timing, gentleness, a firm hand, and it is all done in an intimate proximity.

So guys, if you want to have many, many women to choose from, learn to dance.