Teasing Girls

by Afterbuzz

Most girls love to be teased. Here are some quick tips:

* Take something from her and play "keep away".

* Do an impression of her.

* Throw stuff at her when she's not looking, then call her "lineman hands" or say "aww dude! you suck!"

* If she makes the slightest sexual innuendo, call her on it and accuse her with being obsessed with sex.

* If she says something dumb, "revoke her talking privileges".

* If she complains about something say "why don't you go home and cry about it" (big smile on your face).

* Tell her you gave her a nickname, but never tell her what it is.

Just be playful, smile, and have fun.